octupac: hi someone give me $1000 to buy cute clothes thanks
captainmjolnir: I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood I mean seriously what do you think we do every month
cloudyismynewclear: do you ever play a song and then realize you were too distracted to appreciate the beauty of the song so you replay it
fartgallery: if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
bootycaller: who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me
you don’t really understand pain until you leave the house without headphones
maliciousmelons: i hate when i cant tell if someone is human or if theyre dancer
dickfaerie: my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing
Hollywood is a place where they’ll pay you 1000 dollars for a kiss, and 50 cents...– Marilyn Monroe (via hopeinspiresme)
What Eurovision is supposed to be: All the countries putting aside their differences for a peaceful, harmonius and enjoyable night of song, dance and sequins.
What Eurovision actually is: 4 POINTS FUCK YOU WE GAVE YOU 12 YOU FUCKING TRAITOR SEE IF WE ACT AS YOUR ALLY IN THE NEXT WORLD WAR YOU JUDAS SCUM
oomshi: If you go against someone’s opinion on the anonymous option you automatically have no value in your opinion because you don’t even have the confidence to attach your name to your beliefs.
thatfunnyblog: KATE MIDDLETON’S BABY WILL BE THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE AND IF THAT ISN’T THE GREATEST NEWS YOU’VE HEARD TODAY THEN YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE.
horriblyhorrible: I like staying up all night but I also like getting 12 hours of sleep do you see my problem
Me: * sees book store * *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs